who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants
College is great because I can dress kinda like a slut and nobody cares it’s amazing
im still counting on one last wave of puberty to come really late and make me hot
do u have some of those friends where u cant even remember how u became friends u just suddenly were friends
So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E
hey remember that law i forget exactly how it goes but its something along the lines of ‘if you murder someone you go to jail’ whatever happened to that? is that still a thing
when ur bra and undies match and ur just like Hell yeah, hell yeah
Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right Hell yeah Hell yeah, hell yeah Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right
Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
this is great. just the three of us
and this brick wall you built between us